Absentminded President: $20 Trillion believed to be buried by President Reagan!
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It has been reported that nearly $20 trillion in low denomination bills were discovered by the U.S. Government this week in the White House Rose Garden!
The tons of money – sealed in hundreds of old mason jars, crumpled shoe boxes, socks, metal tins and oven mitts were all located by the White House staff. The money is believed to have been stashed away by then 76 year-old President Ronald Reagan during his second term in 1987.
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It was indeed a fascinating discovery, but Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee says that:
If President Reagan hid the money there, it was for a good reason…
Perhaps he was creating an anticommunist slush fund. Or perhaps, as one of his notebooks stated, he was hiding it from invisible pirates. Either way, we must not taint this great man’s legacy by spending these precious funds on trifling social programs. If anything, we need to preserve Reagan’s memory by sinking the entire payload into an unviable space-based antimissile system.
Initially, senior officials were puzzled on where the hoard of valuables had come from. However, a framed photo of former first lady Nancy Reagan accompanied by a note which read “Don’t be angry with me, Mommy” seemed to point to the 40th president.
Here is my take on the story:
The 40th President of the United States must have done it because of his troubling memory. Or perhaps, he have seen the troubling deficit in 1987 that is why he saved all the money!
Hmmm, I just hope the former Presidents of the Philippines hid some money in the Malacanang Palace to save my dear country from the tons of debt!
At umasa pa ako as if naman meron! ~LOL~
Kudos to the website The Onion! You’ve almost got me on this one! Nice joke, huh? *lolz* 
Cheers,
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wow.. this is interesting….
@ikogsakanding-i thought so too yun pala joke. hay, americans!
*lolz*
bkit naiispam un comment ko.ulit. baka kaya niya tinanim kasi akala niya e tutubo.ahehe
@itotjoni -- actually, it was a humor post made by the website the onion. i find it so funny, muntik na akong maniwala…hahaha..
Totoo ba to?
hindi po. satire news lang, inilabas nila just in time sa deficit problem ng USA.
baka gusto nya gayahin si yamashita
@joanjoyce -- kaloka nga itong news na ito. yun pala big joke!
kaloka naman ‘to~! wow! does that mean, may sasalba na sa deficit ng u.s.?
nung una nga akala ko chuva totoo yun pala big joke. hahaha..nabiktima rin ako. *lolz*
whoa..hindi nga? totoo to?
This is a nice story. Kala ko nung una totoo talaga. Pero sana nga totoo para maisalba ang naghihikahos na mga bansa.
@Tyrone -- It almost got me too. In fact, akala ko nga super true. hahaha…
I wish I could dig a money on my own back yard.
@Ridiculous blogger -- how i wish too. imagine, super dami ng $20 trillion…hahaha…
Joke lang pala? akala ko rin totoo. Ang daming pera noon, baka 100 years na di ko pa tapos bilangin.
@Amor -- oo nga sis, imagine super dami nun. ang daming zero nun! hehehe
Nice try, very funny! I think pres. Reagan is the only Roman Catholic US presodent if I am not mistaken…
@The Philippine Island -- yeah, ronald reagan is the only catholic us prez kaya close siya sa ‘heart’ ko, naks!
ha ha ha ha naisahan ako.. joke pala